On a recent visit to New York City, I found myself in Lower Manhattan looking for a bathroom. Hoping to find a suitable place to have a quiet beer, a yellow O’Hara’s sign beamed nearby. Inside, I called a fellow patron “Sir” and he asked me where I was from…

I have a serious question: Did anyone actually think @thefatjewish created original content? Show of hands? Wow, that many. Well, he doesn’t — as far as his Instagram account is concerned — and he most certainly doesn’t deserve merit for recycling content created by more clever people. The internet is…

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*A True (Ghost?) Story: I am not insane, thank you. Please hear me out. I know this is an absurd claim, but if you have the patience to read this, you’ll be in for a treat. No trick! I have always been of the sort that enjoys a good scare…

1. What people think of you on the internet– Who cares? Pay more attention to the people in your personal life. 2. How many followers you have on Twitter – Did you know people actually pay to get followers? Let’s stop pretending a follower count is important. 3. If a…

Near the end of 2011, I was at a restaurant with a friend. As one is wont to do, I ordered a Coke from the waitress since it was much more preferable over the Pepsi counterpart (In my opinion—but in everybody’s opinion, right?). Just as I was getting the last…